Thirty Four

Mostly fiction:

Nurses, Mid-levels, Residents and Attendings are treated in accordance with this hospital's "Licensed staff care and use guidelines" and in compliance with this institution's protocols as stated by the human resources department in sections 601.5 B to 804.T. The "certified staff/techs" (Paramedics and EMT's) however are treated terribly and paid very little. In fact we work them pretty hard. This was done in accordance with the fact that they kept showing up to work so why not.